Tuesday, December 29, 2009

NMV: Aliqua - Nothing Else Matters

Its been a while since the last 'New Music Video' post but this one is good. The group is called Aliqua, according to their label's website they are a 'contemporary choral act' from Vancouver and they do a great cover of Metallica's 'Nothing Else Matters'. Check it out after the jump.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Download Ocarina of Time Soundtrack

Nintendo dropped the by not releasing music from their games and making some major buckage specifically Zelda: The Ocarina of Time. The team at Zelda Reorchestrated recently completed the entire soundtrack to the game, they reconstruct the music for ALL Zelda games and its free to download, hit the image to check it out.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Kick-Ass Trailer is BACK!

Back in the summer at San Diego Comicon the first preview of the comicbook adapted movie Kick-Ass. Some of it was Nic Cage shooting his daughter in the chest, it got taken down quickly off youtube. Here it is again after the jump.

Nicolas Cage Shoots His Daughter

Friday, December 4, 2009

Retro Music Video: Grade

Its been awhile since my last 'New Music Video' post, but now I'm starting another on-going set of posts called 'Retro Music Video'(RMV).

The first one is 'A Year In The Past, Forever In The Future' by Toronto hardcore band Grade. Admittedly it isn't the greatest video but still a GREAT song.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Toronto Star in Iron Man 2 [UPDATED]

Geeks from Toronto will get a kick outta this

Here's another one, click for a closer look. The Star actually thought they got this story first even though they reported it 9 days after mine.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Kick-Ass Trailer (Video)

Remember our post of Nic Cage shooting his daughter, its been pulled since but here's what the clip from. The comicbook adapted movie Kick-Ass. Here's the trailer. Hit the link for the jump.
Mark Millar Mutha-fuckers! Google him!

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Mistaken 'Zombie' Identity Attack

"Iowa City Police are looking for a man who assaulted another at a restaurant -- claiming the victim was a "zombie."

According to a police news release, officers arrived at Panchero's, 965 S. Riverside Drive, about 1:17 a.m. after getting a report of the assault.

Police said in the release that the victim was in the process or ordering food when a man came up to him, accused the victim of being a zombie, then punched the victim in the eye.

When the victim attempted to use his cell phone to call police, the assailant hit him again, this time breaking the victim's nose. The assailant then fled out the back door of the restaurant."

Full Article Press Citizen.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Free Chipotle Burrito Halloween

The awesome burrito Chipotle is offering free burritos to people who dress up like their burritos in the signature foil on Halloween from 6pm to 10pm. You can look like this guy and his tabasco wife.
More info about their burritos here
And for you facebook douche-ers, you can join their group 'Boo-Rito'

Friday, October 23, 2009

150 +1/2 Epic Lesson

Since I've been contributing to this blog so much, I've decided to set a goal to have 150 posts for the year of 2009. No more, no less. Me and my budds Gorgeous Georgeous will Rock Paper Scissors to decide who gets to write the last 1. If we fail we will have to make >9000+ posts for the year 2010, and Steve Jobs will have to release <9000- ipods in the same year.

In the meantime, if you're going to a show, drink - it's fun. However don't drink so much Wiser's that you black out before the band goes on, and end up waking up lost with puke on your jacket, only to find out that the band just finished their set. NOT COOL. Oh well, I'll see ya next year Flogging Molly. (That's 3 years in a row that I've missed them)

Take that as half an epic lesson.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Paul Rudd...Top Chef?

Anyone else watching this season's Top Chef? I've actually found it kinda disappointing so far, majority of the people suck, almost Hell's Kitchen chefs' "suck". However there is one chef that has caught my attention, its Paul Rudd! aka his dykey twin brother Ashley Merriman.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Hot Dog Thief 18 months in Jail

WORCESTER — Eighteen months in prison, that’s the price a man is paying for stealing a hot dog.

Police reports don’t list the brand of hot dog stolen in August by Antonio J. Judd, but one thing is clear — the tasty treat was slathered in mustard.

Mr. Judd, 35, who last lived at 106 Woodland St., Apt. 1, pleaded guilty to larceny from a person and disorderly conduct charges yesterday in Central District Court.

Judge Austin T. Philbin sentenced Mr. Judd to serve 18 months in prison for the larceny charge with another 30 days for disorderly conduct. The sentences will be served concurrently. Mr. Judd received 47 days’ credit.

About 6:45 p.m. on Aug. 12, a man was sitting under a tree eating hot dogs in Elm Park when Mr. Judd walked up to him, police reports said. The man heard Mr. Judd mumble something incoherent, and believed he was drunk. Then Mr. Judd blurted out what he wanted.

“Eat that other dog?” Mr. Judd asked.

“Yes,” the man replied.

Lifting up his shirt, Mr. Judd showed what appeared to be a handgun, the police report said.

“I’m going to eat it,” Mr. Judd said.

Police reports said Mr. Judd grabbed the hot dog from the victim and began to chow down.

“In doing so, mustard spilled onto the suspect’s shirt,” Officer Joseph Francese wrote.

Police began searching for the suspect and found a man matching the robber’s description walking near Elm Street and Park Avenue. Over his cruiser’s loudspeakers, Officer Francese ordered Mr. Judd to stop.

Mr. Judd didn’t stop walking, but after the officer continued to tell him to stop, Mr. Judd turned, his hands tucked in his shirt.

Two officers approached him at gunpoint and arrested him.

Mr. Judd first struggled with officers, but was eventually handcuffed.

“A pat frisk of Antonio revealed a gun which turned out to be a pellet gun,” according to police reports. “A pocket knife was also found to be on Antonio.”

The victim later identified Mr. Judd as the thief.

The sentence imposed by the judge came from a recommendation made by the prosecutor. Mr. Judd was originally charged with armed robbery, but he pleaded guilty to the lesser charge of larceny from a person.

Charges of carrying a dangerous weapon and resisting arrest were dismissed.

According to criminal records in Central District Court and Worcester Superior Court, Mr. Judd has been in court numerous times for assaults, drug possession and vandalism.

In February 2008, Mr. Judd was sentenced to serve 6 months in the House of Correction for vandalizing property. In September 2006, he received a 2-year sentence with 6 months to serve for assault and battery.

Worcester Superior Court records show in 1994 Mr. Judd was sentenced to serve 6 to 10 years in Walpole state prison on assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and other charges.


Friday, September 25, 2009

Student Videos

Student films are funny...unintentionally funny. Watch for 3:28 when the music switches up

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

I Wish I was the CEO of Marvel...

Monday morning comicbook fans and geeks across the internet found out that Disney bought Marvel for 4 billion dollars! Opinions aside about whats going to happen with Marvel comics, its still too early to say, however lets move to the topic of the CEO of the company Isaac Perlmutter. Now you're asking "Who the fuck is Isaac Perlmutter?!", apparently he's never given an interview before. Well today I wish was him because he is getting 1.5 billion from the Disney deal. Fuck. This is ALOT of money. You can buy a damn country with kind of money.

(Here I would put a picture of Isaac Perlmutter up but apparently there are none on the internet of him and using MS Paint writing "I'm Rich Bitch" on it)

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Squeez Bacon

A few years after WWII ended, a young man working in a small restaurant in Sweden developed a new way to process bacon. By precooking it and blending it in a special way, he was able to make a fully cooked 100% bacon paste that could be squeezed from a tube. Knowing he had discovered something paradigm-shifting, young Vilhelm Lillefläsk quickly went into business. That, dear friends, is when Squeez Bacon® was born. And this delicious delectable from Sweden has finally been brought over to the USA - now with American Flavor!

via ThinkGeek.com

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Nicolas Cage Shoots His Daughter

This is a clip of the comicbook adapted movie Kick-Ass. Watch it now as it will probably taken down right away.[UPDATE DEC 15 TRAILER IS BACK]

Thursday, July 30, 2009

The Future of Pizza Boxes

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Naked Terminator in Nevada

"A man found naked at a casino claimed he was a Terminator sent from the future.

19-year-old Sean Stanley Smith was arrested on the Nevada border after he was spotted by a motorist wandering around the highway nude. He was ordered by police to stop but proceeded into a nearby casino - where he was then tasered in front of a group of children.

Smith claims he was a Terminator sent back in time from the future - a reference to the film character made popular by Arnold Schwarznegger in the sci-fi franchise. The films usually start with a naked man being transported to the past.

However, it turned out that Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator but was in fact suffering from the effects of LSD and marijuana. He was charged with indecent exposure and resisting a police officer."

via yahoo UK

Battleship Drinking Game

via coroflot.com

Saturday, July 11, 2009

New Music Vid: The Girl At The Video Game Store

Not my usual type of music I put up but I like this one. This is Parry Gripp of Nerf Herder, doing "The Girl At The Video Game Store" featuring none other then the lovely Olivia Munn.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Gone Camp'in!

No new posts this week, "Fuck If I Know" and crew are gonna battle the wilderness in Lake Grundy this week. Many posts will happen after coming back.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The Gaslight Anthem performs with Bruce

This is an awesome performance. Anyone who knows The Gaslight Anthem can tell one of them influences is Bruce Springsteen, now they're on stage together doing the band's hit single The '59 Sound.

I Won The Lottery

Got this the other day in my email, I think I'm gonna buy a boat with my newly found wealth.

You have won ($1,000,000.00) (United state Dollars) in East-West Australia Lotteries
For further development for Clarification and
procedure please Contact Mrs.Linda Van Loes.
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Fax 31-84-752-0508.
send the followings:
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Monday, June 29, 2009

Saturday, June 6, 2009

It Starts With One

This video may appear gay(in the literally sense and stupid sense) at the beginning but watch it from start to end, its pretty cool.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Zelda Concept Art

But don't keep your hopes up anytime soon, it'll maybe only be announced next year and, if lucky, out in 2011?

via kotaku

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

"House of..." Part 3

Its been a while since the of this series but now we're back on track with Part 3 of "House of...". Now welcome to the House of...Marriott!
This particular hotel chain is the Marriott Residence Inn Montreal Centre-Ville in the heart of downtown Montreal located at Rue Peel 2045.

The first picture features the two beds and a battle between H-bomb and Scene going head-to-head with Drasko in the back most likely watching Jessie's Girl

In this second picture the lighting is messed but still shows (from left to right) the television, the door to the next room, a messy dinner table, Scene in the hallway, an H-Bomb on the bed(looks the battle stopped), a lamp that messed up the picture, and in the that dark corner of the picture is Drasko, again, still watching Jessie's Girl.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Weekend Pics: Jenga

Introducing a new segment among our other ones such as the "House Of..." Series, New Music Video and "Epic Lessons". "Weekend Pic" will feature a picture or pictures from...well, THE WEEKEND! They may interesting, funny, maybe even educational, who knows? Tune in every Monday to see The Weekend Pic(s).

These ones are...Jenga

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Awesome Music Video

This might not be everyone's taste in music however this is a pretty fucking awesome video for the song. Beer and Knights Role-Playing

Friday, May 22, 2009

Transformer USB

For you old school Transformer fans, you'll get a kick outta this. If you remember Ravage he was one of Soundwave's guys who turned into cassettes(remember those?) . Well now its 2009, its time to update these guys! Check out this USB transforming Ravage.

Friday, May 15, 2009

May 2-4 Kick-Off

It is friday and for us in Canada the long weekend begins! Get the fuck into your cars and start driving outta town right now! The FuckIfIKnow staff(by that I mean me and the other one) and associates will be starting our drive in 30 hours as of the time of this posting to the great city of Montreal.
Dropping Knowledge: In the 1995 Referendum of Quebec, voting on whether the province should become its own sovereign nation, Montreal was a key factor in voting with a majority of "no" votes.
What kind of activities will get up to in la ville aux cent clochers,"the city of a hundred belltowers"É Maybe work at Montreal Eidos, check out Tribe Hyperclub and see where Lindsay Lohan was falling all over the place last week.
So have fun this long weekend, sing Happy Birthday to Victoria whoever that is, stay safe and don't die. While everyone is doing that, we'll be dying on the streets on Montreal!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Holy Fuck Chrysler Campaign Ad

Don`t let their name throw you to what you MIGHT think this band sounds like. Holy Fuck is an instrumental electronic/experimental band from Toronto. Their most popular song is "Lovely Allen", which is going to explode soon. I saw car commercial for Chrysler today and the song was used for its "We Build" campaign. No one will really care about Chrysler's cars when they see this commercial, everyone will just be googling "Chrysler Commercial Song", "Chrysler Commercial Music" or asking on "Yahoo Answers"(which BTW has the stupidest people asking dumbass questions that can easily be googled). So we here at FuckIfIKnow provide you with the Chrysler music answer.

Below is the song "Lovely Allen", the Chrysler Ad, and then the Official Holy Fuck music video.

Death Star Destroys Enterprise

"Military force was authorized yesterday minutes after the E.T.'s 48 hour deadline had passed. The E.T's were given an ultimatum to stop their whale poaching and leave Earth or face military action."

Monday, April 27, 2009

"House of..." Part 2

The long awaited part 2 of the "House of... series. This time it is the house of Jon, obverse this picture of the pasty-man himself. From the right, the opened closet full of dead 14 year old
girls. Next is the legend that is, playing (a common running theme) Left 4 Dead and then a draw.