Thursday, October 29, 2009

Mistaken 'Zombie' Identity Attack

"Iowa City Police are looking for a man who assaulted another at a restaurant -- claiming the victim was a "zombie."

According to a police news release, officers arrived at Panchero's, 965 S. Riverside Drive, about 1:17 a.m. after getting a report of the assault.

Police said in the release that the victim was in the process or ordering food when a man came up to him, accused the victim of being a zombie, then punched the victim in the eye.

When the victim attempted to use his cell phone to call police, the assailant hit him again, this time breaking the victim's nose. The assailant then fled out the back door of the restaurant."

Full Article Press Citizen.

1 comment:

Michael N said...

Wow that is awesomely retarded! It's so funny yet sad to see how society has degraded itself but it does make me wonder.... Would that excuse work in court?
"How do you plead on the charge of Murder in the first degree?" judge
"Not guilty! Your honor my client couldn't have killed Mr.Johnson as he was already dead and now a Zombie! My client is officially a victim in this unwaranted attack as Mr. Johnson was trying to eat him and he protected himself and the world from a possible outbreak. The Deffence RESTS!!"