Wednesday, December 22, 2010

NMV - The Lonely Island - "I Just Had Sex" (feat Akon)

I'm a few days late on this one but better late than never. Here is your New Music Video of the Week, its 'I Just Had Sex' featuring Akon by The Lonely Island. The guys who brought you such classics as 'Chronicles of Narnia' and 'I'm On A Boat'. The video also features the hot Blake Lively and the over-rated hot Jessica Alba so check after the jump motherfuckers!

Sunday, December 12, 2010

LITERAL Tron Legacy Trailer Parody

This guy Toby sings about what is literally happening to videos of trailers, its frig'gin awesome. Check it after the jump.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Monday, November 8, 2010

The Charlie Sheen is Too Damn High Party

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Handjob, Bland Job, I Don't Understand Job

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Random Nutritionless Information

Oh Henry is the only one out of these 3 that doesn't have any trans fat in a serving. It is also my least favourite out of the 3. The best, the Reese's Pieces are the emptiest when it comes to nutritional value in comparison to the others but who gives a fuck.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

NMW - Madiha *Worst Video Ever*

Here's another New Music Video for this week and its not your average music video. Its SOO BAD! The video is all green screen, terribly edited but whats worst is the song. It sounds like a karaoke song, it sounds like a really poorly recorded song. The rest of the songs on Madiha's myspace are just as bad quality, they're beats put together probably on a program like Garage Band but not even well done then recorded the vocals with the crappy on-board microphone.
If you check the keywords tagged on the video the girl has put names like Lady Gaga, Britney Spears and titles to their songs obviously to garner more hits. Oh she's gonna get hits, just not the kind she wants.

Check the karaoke-shitfest after the jump.

credit to Pina the Inside Edge Chick

Saturday, August 7, 2010

NMV - Four Year Strong

This New Music Video comes from Four Year Strong of their song 'Tonight We Feel Alive (On A Saturday).' Its the band re-enacting the American Civil War, very well shot I have to say. Check it after the jump!

Here's another one by FYS which I personally enjoy this one, its for the song 'It Must Really Suck To Be Four Year Strong Right Now' and the girl that grabs the mic in the cat outfit is pretty cute!

Sunday, July 18, 2010

NMV - Hannah Georgas Bang Bang You're Dead

First New Music Video of the 2010! This one comes from Hannah Georgas, I saw her perform during NXNE this year and she is fucking incredible! The song is called 'Bang Bang You're Dead' check it after the jump.

Camping 2010

...Where dreams are made of!

Yes these pics do not do justice of our dreams being lived out during camping, you can blame that on a certain somebody. Check them out after the jump.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Entourage Season 7

Here's the trailer for season 7 of Entourage. One word that describes this season - Drama, and not the Johnny Chase kind.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Breaking Bad the Sitcom

Here's a series of videos of the awesome hit series Breaking Bad edited to be made to look like one of those campy sitcoms like CBS's The Big Bang Theory or ABC's very unfunny Two and a Half Men. These videos have been colour-corrected to be made look a super happy safe show and added laugh tracks, ya know, the thing bad sitcoms use to tell you when to laugh otherwise they wouldn't cause they're not funny.

Original Source: Raina the EdgeGirl

Monday, May 24, 2010

A Lost Farewell

Well thats it people, one of the most amazing shows in recent history just wrapped up last night. Culminating 6 years story lines, its times to kick back and look back at a montage of clips to Debbie Gibson's 'Lost in Your Eyes' that Jimmy Kimmel Live! showed during their after show of the finale.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

The Break with Renee Paquette REDUX

EDIT We`ve been getting a lot of hits on this Renee Paquette post, so here is redone with the video properly up, another added and a pic.

Funny video produced here and whats more awesome than chick that knows sports. ReneƩ Paquette is Cute, Charismatic and Funny, she kinda reminds of Leah Miller except not annoying.

BTW check out Renee and her team's blog here called "Sports Unicorn"

UPDATE *August 7*
New segment called "Ask Renee"

Will It Blend? - Ipad

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Four Lions (Trailer)

Fuck The Hurt Locker! It s all about Four Lions! A Comedy about four Muslims trying to become terrorists and fail at doing it. The first clip is just a scene of one of the guys explaining how he bought a ton of bottles of a chemical from the same store because it was sale.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Sense of Smell w/ Bryan Cranston

Its Bryan Cranston of Breaking Bad and Malcom in the Middle is a video about fart smells! He says 'quife' and 'anus cookies'

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Perfect Park for Xbox Live

Thats right bitches its back! One of the greatest First-Person-Shooters in history is coming to Xbox Live Arcade in March. 1080p suck it!

Saturday, February 6, 2010

`Cop Out` Red Band Trailer

Starring Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan, its fucking hilarious! Hit the link for the jump!

Friday, February 5, 2010

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Holy Shit! Welcome back...

Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren.

They're fucking back with Universal Soldier: Regeneration!!! I cannot do the movie justice talking about it here, just click to read the wikipedia.

Here's the Dutch version of the DVD cover.

Come back this Friday to see Dolph Lundgren's commercial for a South African casino.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

RMV: Garbage - When I Grow Up

Its the second edition of "Retro Music Video". This one is Garbage's most popular song from the 90's 'When I Grow Up'. The link before the video below is the performance version only and embedding on it is disabled, the one posted is the 'Big Daddy' version with clips from the movie in it. Movie clip music videos suck.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Street Fighter 2: Lionheart Edition(Vid)

Awesome video editing of the Jean Claude Van Dame movie Lionheart into Street Fighter 2. Its 10 minutes long so make sure you're sitting down but believe me its worth every minute. Hit the link for the jump.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Kiefer Sutherland in a Dress

Title says it all. Hit 'View Original Post' for the link.

College Ontario Strike

This morning we found of that that the college teachers' union voted in favour of a strike. Here at 'Fuck If I Know' we are students at Humber College, we're not big at voicing our opinions but I feel that this impending strike strongly relates to the title of this blog. We got this in our inboxes today:

January 14, 2010

Dear fellow students,

I am taking this opportunity to address growing concerns that have developed over the past few months. You may have heard that a faculty strike is possible this semester. As a student myself, I share your concerns.

On Wednesday January 13th polling for the strike vote took place across the province. Of the ballots cast, Humber’s eligible faculty members voted 43.21% in favour of a strike. The provincial average was 57.03% in favour of a strike.

At this point, Humber faculty may still go on strike, and therefore not be in class to teach you, as long as management is provided five days notice. Should this happen, HSF will notify you via,, and You may also visit, a site created by the College Student Alliance for additional information.

Students, the status of your school year is unclear. I encourage all students to let your voices be heard; talk to your professors or instructors about how this strike will affect you. I ask you to join me in urging both parties to return to the table in hopes of reaching a negotiated settlement with the best interests of students in mind.

Remember no matter what happens; know that the HSF will always be here for you. Feel free to contact me at or drop by the HSF offices.

I wish you the best of luck with your studies.


Shugufa Kaker
Humber Students’ Federation

Even after voting on striking, us students in Ontario still do not know whether there will actually be a strike or not. After receiving this email and looking it over, it answers that question basically saying "fuck if know?"

Friday, January 8, 2010