Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Do The Right Thing

I know drinking and driving is not a funny thing to laugh at but this is the funniest PSA I've seen, looks like it was done in the 80's

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Dirty Humber River

Shots of Humber River with most of the ice gone but all the trees and such dead or destroyed. Poor Ents...

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Part 1: "House of..." Series

Alright, so I'll be starting a series of posts entitled "House of...(insert name)", where I someone's home/living space. An EffIfIKnow version of Cribs except in blog form and without the permission of the owner to post their home.

First up is The House of...D!

Here we got my main man D's place. Starting on the right we got the television with some GTA action going. An open door to the balcony there, oh, and there's creator of F$$KIFIKNOW himself, The Hydrogen Bomb, reading up on some chemistry. Beside him is the occupant himself Dee and next to him in the corner of the picture is a set of hands of somebody, I dunno who.

Friday, March 20, 2009


MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU

Epic Lesson #2 - Act Like a Hobbit

Now that pretending to be Irish for a day has left you toilet-bound, yackin green shit on your green shirt; it's time to pretend to be something that's actually good for you.

Pretend to be a Hobbit for once. Try to forget the herb smokin, beer drinkin part of being a hobbit for just a second. Aside from that they spend their days in the woods: reading, planting, fucking (much like us homo sapiens), and walking. According to scientists from (can't remember) walking through the forest strengthens your immune system. Let's face it, before Facebook and Youtube started controlling our lives, we used to love breathing in that fresh air, running away from bears that we disturbed out of hibernation, and occasionally finding a pool of fermented grain.

Aside from boosting your personal army, Ent like trees also have the ability to chill you the fuck out. Economy got you down? Take a stroll through the nearest forest. The effects of a 3 night trip can last about a month.

So once you're done reading this blog, jump on your bike, run, or walk to a forest/park, when you get there hug a tree, thank it for making you stronger, for relaxing the fuck out of your debt induced stress, tell it FuckifIknow sent ya.

You're welcome brothers - Hope you don't get lost in the woods (if you do a nice Hobbit should help you out)

Ents liked having us around. When we were more Hobbit-like. When we didn't give a fuck about Jimmy's "too tired to sleep" Facebook status!



These are 2 of the links I found on Forest Therapy. However I first read of this in a Health magazine.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The Story of St. Patties

Here is how St. Patrick's day was invented. One drunk Irish man who one day saved the life of a Jamaican somehow, I dunno, the guy was like stabbed or something. After they both got really drunk in the hospital they were in which was named St. Patrick's hospital (but has nothing to do with the holiday) and ate a lot of beef patties, some chicken. Hence the say...Happy St. Patties Day.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Who Watches Tyler Perry Movies?!

So there's this man named Tyler Perry whose made movies about "Madea" which spawned into a franchise. His latest movie is 'Madea Goes to Jail' which has made $76 mil to date, now my is beef with this guy and his movies is who the hell watches them?! I mean its the director playing a woman in a purple dress and apparently its funny? Who are the people that these films are marketed to, I'm assuming its the African-American(or African-Canadians) Community mostly but the age market is definitely not people who are in their 20's or teens, are they?! Old people I guess, can't be that many to make as much money as they do. Do YOU know anybody that watches Tyler Perry movies?

Sunday, March 8, 2009

ACME Burger

I've discovered one of the awesome-est hamburgers ever. Last night after watching UFC 96 with crappy bar food, I needed some half decent food and that's when I went across the street to finally try this burger place that opened up awhile back. ITS GREAT! Fresh burgers with fresh condiments; guacamole, tzatziki sauce, their "secret" sauce! So if any employees of The ACME Burger Company is reading this, may you please inform upper managment about advertising with the FUCKIFIKNOW. They don't don't need to pay us cash, just a few of those 8 oz. burgers are fine or the 6 oz. or even the 4 oz.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Fan Shoutout: Brisbane!

Let's take a moment and give a shout out to our fans in the city of Brisbane, the capital of Queensland, Australia in the North-East corner. Brisbane is the host of the Brisbane International Film Festival according to wikipedia "the city played a central role in the Allied campaign during World War II as the South West Pacific headquarters for General Douglas MacArthur."

Thanks Brisbane!