Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Epic Lesson #1 - Drunk Brain Cells Need Exercise

Let's face it, if you're on this blog you're likely an alcoholic. We're here for you. After every drinking binge your brain loses a few of its friendly cells and plans (for a short period of time anyway), to never go through that again. Good times.

Well luckily for us recent studies done by people who haven't lost a single brain cell from alcohol consumption suggest that exercise triggers brain cell regeneration.

So if you're gonna get shitfaced to better MAC the chicks around the bar, make sure you run home, not drive. In the morning remind yourself that there is a void to be filled now that Arnold is flabby and hit the gym for an hour.

You're welcome brothers - happy drunken times

1 comment:

GC said...

That DOES look like a penis