The Story of St. Patties

Here is how St. Patrick's day was invented. One drunk Irish man who one day saved the life of a Jamaican somehow, I dunno, the guy was like stabbed or something. After they both got really drunk in the hospital they were in which was named St. Patrick's hospital (but has nothing to do with the holiday) and ate a lot of beef patties, some chicken. Hence the say...Happy St. Patties Day.

WTF IS THIS SHIT!

Stolen from destructoid.com...