Since I've been contributing to this blog so much, I've decided to set a goal to have 150 posts for the year of 2009. No more, no less. Me and my budds Gorgeous Georgeous will Rock Paper Scissors to decide who gets to write the last 1. If we fail we will have to make >9000+ posts for the year 2010, and Steve Jobs will have to release <9000- ipods in the same year.
In the meantime, if you're going to a show, drink - it's fun. However don't drink so much Wiser's that you black out before the band goes on, and end up waking up lost with puke on your jacket, only to find out that the band just finished their set. NOT COOL. Oh well, I'll see ya next year Flogging Molly. (That's 3 years in a row that I've missed them)
Take that as half an epic lesson.
Showing posts with label drunk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drunk. Show all posts
Friday, October 23, 2009
Saturday, June 20, 2009
The Beer Goggles
The Crime SceneSunday, April 26, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Epic Lesson #1 - Drunk Brain Cells Need Exercise
Let's face it, if you're on this blog you're likely an alcoholic. We're here for you. After every drinking binge your brain loses a few of its friendly cells and plans (for a short period of time anyway), to never go through that again. Good times.
Well luckily for us recent studies done by people who haven't lost a single brain cell from alcohol consumption suggest that exercise triggers brain cell regeneration.
So if you're gonna get shitfaced to better MAC the chicks around the bar, make sure you run home, not drive. In the morning remind yourself that there is a void to be filled now that Arnold is flabby and hit the gym for an hour.
You're welcome brothers - happy drunken times
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
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