FUCK IF I KNOW

NMV - Cancer Bats

2012-01-26T15:42:00.002-05:00

This New Music Video is Cancer Bats' "Old Blood" from their album 'Dead Set On Living' available in April.

Trailer for Ghana's 2016 Movie

2011-11-17T16:27:00.005-05:00

Remember last year's epic Who Killed Captain Alex?

Well here we go again, straight from Ghana the trailer for 2016!!! Check it! 2016!!!!!

Shirt of the Day: LOSTeam

2011-11-17T00:30:00.004-05:00

Shirt of the Day!!! We've got another LOST theme shirt crossed with the A-Team!

via teefury

Marketing: You're Doing It All Wrong! (Video)

2011-11-15T21:14:00.003-05:00

Wha 'chu know 'bout bad promotional videos for a company! Employees rapping? Auto-tuning? Guitar solos? Outsourcing the entire video from India? Its 2:32 mins too long! A car wreck you can't take your eyes off of! Check it out!

NMV - Childish Gambino

2011-11-05T01:44:00.004-04:00

This week for New Music Video we got Childish Gambino aka Troy from the NBC hit comedy Community real name Donald Glover, NOT Danny Glover's son!

The song is awesome! Its called Bonfire, also below I have added a clip from Community.

MMA in Batman's Arkham City

2011-10-26T18:56:00.006-04:00

So Nightwing is a playable character in the new Batman game and he's pulling off submission holds! Well.. you're not really submitting anyone just breaking arms with ARMBARS! Check the vid below.

HIMYM - The Slutty Pumpkin!

2011-10-25T20:06:00.003-04:00

For the How I Met Your Mother fans. Remember Ted's mystery Slutty Pumpkin girl... well next week we're gonna find out who it is! SPOILER ALERT ON THE PICTURE!

Grand Theft Auto: 5

2011-10-25T18:20:00.002-04:00

via Insert Coin

NMV - Stars (Video)

2011-10-17T15:29:00.006-04:00

Today's New Music Video is from Montreal's own Stars from their last album The Five Ghosts is the song 'Dead Hearts'. Its great a concept for video check it out after the jump!

Avengers 2012 Teaser (Video)

2011-10-11T13:49:00.002-04:00

Look'in good.

Hula Hoop Girl + EITS

2011-09-13T21:46:00.003-04:00

This probably one of the most, surprisingly, best videos I've ever seen. The combination of an amazingly talented hula-hoop girl and music from Explosions In The Sky...

NMV - Explosions In The Sky... again!

2011-09-12T20:30:00.002-04:00

NMV(New Music Video) is back!!! This time its Explosions In The Sky... again! If you've been following this blog we posted Explosions' first ever music video previously, now here's their second one off of Take Care, Take Care, Take Care their song 'Be Comfortable, Creature'. This one's definitely an even stranger one than last time, you better drop twice as much acid watch the video below.

"Be Comfortable, Creature"

Written and performed by Explosions in the Sky

Directed by Paul Logan

Starring Neil Maris

Also with:

Magali Pijpers
Esteban Rey
Penelope + Sylvia

Created with help from:
Sarah Meraz
Esteban Rey
Magali Pijpers
Martha O'harra
Mr. Manners
Tyler Frazier
David Hobizal

Abduction Trailer - It's Bourne Identity for Tweens!

2011-09-08T01:48:00.002-04:00

Shirt of the Day: Linus

2011-09-06T03:43:00.003-04:00

September 6th's t-shirt available at TeeFury is LINUS!

Our First Podcast!

2011-08-13T20:57:00.004-04:00

Download or stream it here!

The Bert & Ernie Thing

2011-08-13T18:47:00.002-04:00

Everyone has an opinion on it, I guess we have to as well. FUCKIFIKNOW are weighing in on the puppets getting married or not getting married. This video from Jimmy Kimmel is exactly we feel...

Colin Farrell Will do Anything

2011-08-04T08:57:00.001-04:00

'Hugo' Trailer

2011-07-15T19:21:00.001-04:00

Tom Green Started Planking in 1994

2011-07-12T23:19:00.001-04:00

NMV - Explosions In The Sky

2011-06-24T16:14:00.007-04:00

Here is the New Music Video for this week Explosions In The Sky - Last Known Surroundings from their newest album "Take Care, Take Care, Take Care." Explosions In The Sky are an instrumental post-rock band from Texas and they did the Friday Night Lights soundtrack, what makes this video special is that is it their very first music video. Here is a message from the band via their website:

dear you,

in the 12 years that we have been playing together in this band, we have never made or released a video for any of our songs. over the years many fans (perhaps yourself included) have taken it upon themselves to do us the favor and put something together and post it to youtube and, believe it or not, we have seen a great deal of them and have enjoyed almost all of them. thank you guys for offering the time. for this new album we decided to reach out to some talented people and see if we could get something made to order and the 1st "official" video from us is now ready to show. it's for the song "Last Known Surroundings" from the album "Take Care, Take Care, Take Care". it was made by some close friends of ours, mr. david hobizal and ms. sissy emmons and Ptarmak (which is the name of the company they work for). it took them months and months of solid work and we couldn't be more pleased with their finished product. we intend to get a few more videos made by some other friends and film makers over the next few months, but we hope that you enjoy this 1st outing as much as we do.

as always...
thanks for listening.
thanks for caring.
and now, thanks for watching.

forever yours,
explosions

Tool Does Not Make Captain America Trailer Better

2011-06-24T01:39:00.002-04:00

Here is the new stupid trailer for Captain America movie to Tool's 'Sober'

Batman Year One Official Sneak Peek

2011-06-08T13:27:00.004-04:00

Since the breakout of comicbook adapted movies we have also seen direct-to-video animated movies. I have not watch ANY super-hero animated related since Justice League. This next one I will buy. Batman Year One. By Frank Miller and artist David Mazzucchelli (Thats right, artists should get just as much credit as the writer despite what the senile Stan Lee says) We got the guy from OC as Batman/Bruce Wayne, Eliza Dushku as Catwoman, Katee Sackhoff as Sarah Essen & best of all Bryan Cranston as Gordon!!! Check the vid after the jump!

Breaking Bad Season 4 Trailer

2011-05-31T14:17:00.003-04:00

Heisenberg is back mofos! Get your meth labs and periodic tables for the return on July 17th!

R.I.P. Mad Love

2011-05-20T04:09:00.004-04:00

For those who don't get this, watch the season finale...or should I say SERIES finale of Mad Love.

Mr. Liddell - Executive Iceman

2011-04-27T00:20:00.003-04:00

Check this video the UFC produced of Chuck Liddell booking this weekend's UFC 129. HIT IT!!

Shirt o' the Day: Airport Security

2011-04-18T15:17:00.006-04:00

One from Threadless' latest batch of new tees. Snikt!

Fight For Your Right - Revisited

2011-04-07T16:30:00.004-04:00

Make way for Beastie Boys' fourth coming album 'Hot Sauce Commitee Part Two'
So to promote the album the boys have released this awesome from their short film "Fight For Your Right - Revisted" featuring a bunch of familar famour people like Will Ferrell, Seth Rogan, Elijah Wood and many many more. Check it the fuck out!

Shirt of the Day: Bluth Family Crest

2011-04-07T00:41:00.003-04:00

Over at a site called TeeFury.com they release one new design each and everyday and is only available for 24 hours and its gone! For the day Day of April 6, 2011 they have this awesome based from the most underrated comedy on television Arrested Development.

T-Shirt of the Day: Recessionpoly

2011-03-07T11:54:00.003-05:00

Here's a new one from Threadless, even the Monopoly guy ain't Wall Street enough.

Hugo Baddest Man On Earth (Video)

2011-03-04T00:13:00.001-05:00

Irish Coffee, Dutch Kills Style (Video)

2011-02-24T23:54:00.000-05:00

The Legend of Zelda (1987) Trailer

2011-02-22T20:17:00.005-05:00

Check out this awesomely shot live-action trailer of Zelda crossed with every romantic teen comedy-drama movie from the '80s. See if you can name which movie goes with each shot after the jump!

Red Riding Hood w/ NIN

2011-02-18T01:08:00.006-05:00

This is Red Riding Hood starring Amanda Seyfried. Its Little Red Riding Hood meets Twilight, its even the same Director from Twilight (cue groan).

Anyway I just saw this TV spot for the movie with Nine Inch Nails' 'Hand That Bleeds'
I was conflicted, does this make NIN look bad or make the movie that much cooler?
Or Both? You decide, check it out after the jump.

Hairy Balls Government Center

2011-02-11T00:46:00.000-05:00

Flashback: Death From Above 1979

2011-01-27T19:24:00.004-05:00

I was reading a top 10 list of two-piece bands on AUX, one of the best short-lived bands ever was Death From Above 1979 was on that list and it reminded me of their performance on Late Night with Conan in 2009. In the middle of the song, drummer Sebastien Grainger leaves the drums for the mic and Max Weinberg runs in to finish the set. Pretty awesome.
Check it out after the jump

Broken Social Scene Live @ Terminal 5

2011-01-23T15:38:00.003-05:00

Check out Broken Social Scene's full 2-hour set at Terminal 5 from New York City. Hit it after the jump.

Zelda Live (Video)

2011-01-12T09:57:00.000-05:00

Sit back and relax to some smooth jazz Zelda music.

Star Trek - Acid Drive (Video)

2011-01-11T20:20:00.002-05:00

Drop some FUCK'IN E, put your monitor to fullscreen and WATCH THIS VIDEO!

Large Beer Same as Small Beer (Video)

2011-01-09T15:04:00.002-05:00

Love the end of the video "Call the cops!"

NMV - The Lonely Island - "I Just Had Sex" (feat Akon)

2010-12-22T00:37:00.007-05:00

I'm a few days late on this one but better late than never. Here is your New Music Video of the Week, its 'I Just Had Sex' featuring Akon by The Lonely Island. The guys who brought you such classics as 'Chronicles of Narnia' and 'I'm On A Boat'. The video also features the hot Blake Lively and the over-rated hot Jessica Alba so check after the jump motherfuckers!

The Green Men Vs The Maple Leafs

2010-12-20T00:07:00.002-05:00

Check it out after the jump...

LITERAL Tron Legacy Trailer Parody

2010-12-12T04:45:00.002-05:00

This guy Toby sings about what is literally happening to videos of trailers, its frig'gin awesome. Check it after the jump.

Unboxing Porn: CoD Black Ops

2010-11-20T18:19:00.003-05:00

Merry Fuck'in Christmas

2010-11-19T19:42:00.003-05:00

Saw this at Toys R Us today, sad...

Quote of the Day...

2010-11-17T01:59:00.001-05:00

"If you want to watch porn on your birthday, go right ahead."

by Carly Krantz

XBox Kinect Naked Chicks!

2010-11-15T02:22:00.003-05:00

The Charlie Sheen is Too Damn High Party

2010-11-08T19:38:00.000-05:00

NMW - Pissed Jeans - "False Jesii Part 2"

2010-11-06T00:14:00.004-04:00

New Music Video time! This one is so fuck'in weird its awesome, check out Pissed Jeans

They Smokin' WEED!

2010-11-04T19:56:00.001-04:00

Sex Offender Tracker App - Antoine Dodson

2010-10-28T00:47:00.002-04:00

Jimmy Eat World - Coffee and Cigarettes (Live)

2010-10-18T21:05:00.002-04:00

Cannot get enough of this song, check out Jimmy Eat World's new album 'Invented'

Handjob, Bland Job, I Don't Understand Job

2010-10-16T17:46:00.002-04:00

Angry Scooter!

2010-10-08T04:32:00.001-04:00

Conan O'Brien & his Sandwich

2010-10-07T01:24:00.001-04:00

Random Nutritionless Information

2010-10-05T02:05:00.001-04:00

Oh Henry is the only one out of these 3 that doesn't have any trans fat in a serving. It is also my least favourite out of the 3. The best, the Reese's Pieces are the emptiest when it comes to nutritional value in comparison to the others but who gives a fuck.

Pokemon Apokelypse: Live Action Trailer HD

2010-09-22T23:03:00.005-04:00

NMW - Madiha Worst Video Ever

2010-08-11T20:48:00.004-04:00

Here's another New Music Video for this week and its not your average music video. Its SOO BAD! The video is all green screen, terribly edited but whats worst is the song. It sounds like a karaoke song, it sounds like a really poorly recorded song. The rest of the songs on Madiha's myspace are just as bad quality, they're beats put together probably on a program like Garage Band but not even well done then recorded the vocals with the crappy on-board microphone.
If you check the keywords tagged on the video the girl has put names like Lady Gaga, Britney Spears and titles to their songs obviously to garner more hits. Oh she's gonna get hits, just not the kind she wants.

Check the karaoke-shitfest after the jump.

credit to Pina the Inside Edge Chick

NMV - Four Year Strong

2010-08-07T14:27:00.007-04:00

This New Music Video comes from Four Year Strong of their song 'Tonight We Feel Alive (On A Saturday).' Its the band re-enacting the American Civil War, very well shot I have to say. Check it after the jump!

BONUS VIDEO!
Here's another one by FYS which I personally enjoy this one, its for the song 'It Must Really Suck To Be Four Year Strong Right Now' and the girl that grabs the mic in the cat outfit is pretty cute!

Uganda's First Action Movie 'Who Killed Captain Alex'

2010-08-05T13:37:00.006-04:00

I was speechless after watching the trailer to 'Who Killed Captain Alex'. Check it and screen shots I got after the jump.

The roof gets fucking destroyed by a helicopter!

I didn't know Uganda had an air force this awesome.

These effects put the recent Inception to shame.

Stange Tihngs on the Interweb

2010-08-04T22:48:00.005-04:00

Too Many Dicks (On the Dance Floor)

2010-08-02T23:04:00.002-04:00

DJ Steve Porter's 'Press Hop 2'

2010-07-31T21:23:00.003-04:00

The video that will take the Sports nation by storm. Check it after the jump.

NMV - Hannah Georgas Bang Bang You're Dead

2010-07-18T02:28:00.003-04:00

First New Music Video of the 2010! This one comes from Hannah Georgas, I saw her perform during NXNE this year and she is fucking incredible! The song is called 'Bang Bang You're Dead' check it after the jump.

Camping 2010

2010-07-18T01:43:00.008-04:00

...Where dreams are made of!

Yes these pics do not do justice of our dreams being lived out during camping, you can blame that on a certain somebody. Check them out after the jump.

The Most Comfortable Backseat in the World

Jon @ 'Capt'n Jon's (I don't know why that women is watching)

@ Hart Mall in Parry Sound "Why I lose?!"

"Check Out My Ride, Man"

Photography in the Woods

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

2010-07-07T04:00:00.004-04:00

A Compilation of Videos featuring Winner Winners and Chicken Dinners.

Twilight: For Guys!!

2010-07-06T17:27:00.001-04:00

T-Shirt of the Day: Cookies

2010-07-05T18:15:00.004-04:00

The latest in this week's newest Threadless shirts.

Green Hornet Trailer

2010-06-24T21:51:00.001-04:00

Entourage Season 7

2010-06-18T04:31:00.002-04:00

Here's the trailer for season 7 of Entourage. One word that describes this season - Drama, and not the Johnny Chase kind.

Breaking Bad the Sitcom

2010-06-11T17:37:00.004-04:00

Here's a series of videos of the awesome hit series Breaking Bad edited to be made to look like one of those campy sitcoms like CBS's The Big Bang Theory or ABC's very unfunny Two and a Half Men. These videos have been colour-corrected to be made look a super happy safe show and added laugh tracks, ya know, the thing bad sitcoms use to tell you when to laugh otherwise they wouldn't cause they're not funny.

Original Source: Raina the EdgeGirl

Rubbin' on My Iphone Ballsack

2010-06-08T19:32:00.004-04:00

From the makers of Phoneballs:

Need to protect your iPhone from everyday cuts and scrapes? Have a soft spot in your heart for testicles? Just feel like your iPhone needs some balls?

Presenting phoneballs…. maybe not a revolution in protective silicone cases, but we think a pretty fun way to show your support for those little fellas that give us so much.

Whether male or female, chances are you have been touched by a pair of balls in your life…. don't you want to touch em back?

Besides being a real gas at social gatherings, these are great silicone cases. They really fit snuggly, they "nestle to the goods"…

Captain America is The Rock

2010-06-08T18:17:00.004-04:00

more at BleedingCool.com

A Lost Farewell

2010-05-24T18:46:00.003-04:00

Well thats it people, one of the most amazing shows in recent history just wrapped up last night. Culminating 6 years story lines, its times to kick back and look back at a montage of clips to Debbie Gibson's 'Lost in Your Eyes' that Jimmy Kimmel Live! showed during their after show of the finale.

TEAM S.C.I.E.N.C.E.

2010-05-19T21:19:00.002-04:00

Don't Copy That Floppy

2010-04-28T02:13:00.003-04:00

The Break with Renee Paquette REDUX

2010-04-06T18:34:00.002-04:00

EDIT We`ve been getting a lot of hits on this Renee Paquette post, so here is redone with the video properly up, another added and a pic.

Funny video produced here and whats more awesome than chick that knows sports. Reneé Paquette is Cute, Charismatic and Funny, she kinda reminds of Leah Miller except not annoying.

BTW check out Renee and her team's blog here called "Sports Unicorn"

UPDATE *August 7*
New segment called "Ask Renee"

Will It Blend? - Ipad

2010-04-06T01:59:00.000-04:00

Sienna Miller HOTNESS

2010-03-30T02:21:00.002-04:00

Sic Fck'in Game Trailer

2010-03-26T02:53:00.002-04:00

Four Lions (Trailer)

2010-03-24T23:01:00.000-04:00

Fuck The Hurt Locker! It s all about Four Lions! A Comedy about four Muslims trying to become terrorists and fail at doing it. The first clip is just a scene of one of the guys explaining how he bought a ton of bottles of a chemical from the same store because it was sale.

Its Spring!

2010-03-18T22:30:00.003-04:00

Time to Break Out the Bicycles!

Sense of Smell w/ Bryan Cranston

2010-03-16T01:35:00.002-04:00

Its Bryan Cranston of Breaking Bad and Malcom in the Middle is a video about fart smells! He says 'quife' and 'anus cookies'

Hugo and George on Twitter

2010-03-11T14:59:00.000-05:00

Its Hugo Nobre on the Twitter

And so is George Chiu, as usual he has more tweets than Hugo.

Hasome Men's Club

2010-03-10T01:39:00.001-05:00

I Love Tracy Morgan

2010-02-27T00:27:00.000-05:00

Mario Galaxy 2 Trailer

2010-02-25T01:05:00.003-05:00

Looks great! Coming in the first half of 2010.

Fresh Prince Pranks Christian Show

2010-02-16T02:34:00.000-05:00

Perfect Park for Xbox Live

2010-02-13T23:53:00.003-05:00

Thats right bitches its back! One of the greatest First-Person-Shooters in history is coming to Xbox Live Arcade in March. 1080p suck it!

`Cop Out` Red Band Trailer

2010-02-06T03:07:00.002-05:00

Starring Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan, its fucking hilarious! Hit the link for the jump!

"I Win My Fights"

2010-02-05T00:08:00.000-05:00

Dolph Lundgen's South African Casino SilverSands Commercial.

Awesome New Kick-Ass Trailer

2010-02-04T19:19:00.002-05:00

One word -cock.

Holy Shit! Welcome back...

2010-02-02T00:06:00.000-05:00

Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren.

They're fucking back with Universal Soldier: Regeneration!!! I cannot do the movie justice talking about it here, just click to read the wikipedia.

Here's the Dutch version of the DVD cover.

Come back this Friday to see Dolph Lundgren's commercial for a South African casino.

Ice Cube

2010-01-30T19:11:00.002-05:00

via urbanprankster.com

RMV: Garbage - When I Grow Up

2010-01-27T00:01:00.000-05:00

Its the second edition of "Retro Music Video". This one is Garbage's most popular song from the 90's 'When I Grow Up'. The link before the video below is the performance version only and embedding on it is disabled, the one posted is the 'Big Daddy' version with clips from the movie in it. Movie clip music videos suck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGsotbcnaTg

Street Fighter 2: Lionheart Edition(Vid)

2010-01-21T00:04:00.000-05:00

Awesome video editing of the Jean Claude Van Dame movie Lionheart into Street Fighter 2. Its 10 minutes long so make sure you're sitting down but believe me its worth every minute. Hit the link for the jump.

Kiefer Sutherland in a Dress

2010-01-14T18:16:00.004-05:00

Title says it all. Hit 'View Original Post' for the link.

College Ontario Strike

2010-01-14T13:16:00.003-05:00

This morning we found of that that the college teachers' union voted in favour of a strike. Here at 'Fuck If I Know' we are students at Humber College, we're not big at voicing our opinions but I feel that this impending strike strongly relates to the title of this blog. We got this in our inboxes today:

January 14, 2010

Dear fellow students,

I am taking this opportunity to address growing concerns that have developed over the past few months. You may have heard that a faculty strike is possible this semester. As a student myself, I share your concerns.

On Wednesday January 13th polling for the strike vote took place across the province. Of the ballots cast, Humber’s eligible faculty members voted 43.21% in favour of a strike. The provincial average was 57.03% in favour of a strike.

At this point, Humber faculty may still go on strike, and therefore not be in class to teach you, as long as management is provided five days notice. Should this happen, HSF will notify you via www.hsfweb.com, http://twitter.com/HumberLife, and www.facebook.com/humberlife. You may also visit www.collegestrike.ca, a site created by the College Student Alliance for additional information.

Students, the status of your school year is unclear. I encourage all students to let your voices be heard; talk to your professors or instructors about how this strike will affect you. I ask you to join me in urging both parties to return to the table in hopes of reaching a negotiated settlement with the best interests of students in mind.

Remember no matter what happens; know that the HSF will always be here for you. Feel free to contact me at president@hsfweb.com or drop by the HSF offices.

I wish you the best of luck with your studies.

Sincerely,

Shugufa Kaker
President
Humber Students’ Federation

Even after voting on striking, us students in Ontario still do not know whether there will actually be a strike or not. After receiving this email and looking it over, it answers that question basically saying "fuck if know?"

A-Team Trailer Leaked(Video)

2010-01-08T19:07:00.002-05:00

For what its worth check out before its taken down again, hit the link after the jump.

Click here fore Video

NMV: Aliqua - Nothing Else Matters

2009-12-29T00:02:00.001-05:00

Its been a while since the last 'New Music Video' post but this one is good. The group is called Aliqua, according to their label's website they are a 'contemporary choral act' from Vancouver and they do a great cover of Metallica's 'Nothing Else Matters'. Check it out after the jump.

Download Ocarina of Time Soundtrack

2009-12-28T22:50:00.004-05:00

Nintendo dropped the by not releasing music from their games and making some major buckage specifically Zelda: The Ocarina of Time. The team at Zelda Reorchestrated recently completed the entire soundtrack to the game, they reconstruct the music for ALL Zelda games and its free to download, hit the image to check it out.